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Once we receive your order, we'll securely pack and ship your merchandise within a couple of days. "Shipping and handling included" prices for U.S.A. orders only! (Please contact us in advance for out-of-country shipping rates) 7.25% sales tax will be added if you are a resident of the state of California. At the PayPal Web site, you'll have a chance to leave a note, where you may provide special instructions, such as requests for the books to be signed! Please don't hesitate to contact Chris ("CWISNIA" at "TABLOIA.COM") if you have any questions. Thanks for your order!

 

THE SPIDER TWINS COMPANION: Mini Comics!

At last! A thorough set of mini-sized encyclopedic compendiums, featuring Crude Bay's most thrilling, dangerous, and sexy masked vigilantes! Collecting the "clean, perfectly innocent, family-friendly, strictly-literal-and-no-dirty-hidden-meaning" web comic!

SPECIAL OFFER: BUY ALL THREE MINI-COMICS, GET A FREE CREATOR'S COMMENTARY CD! Only $15 plus $3 shipping!



SPIDER TWINS PINK

Featuring The Horny Dog, The Fudge Packer, Blowjob, Scalding Hot Balls, Dirty Sanchez, Long Hard Pole, Giant Hairy Pussy, The Rammer From Behind, The Twelve Inch Rod, and Ballsack!

32 pages/FULL COLOR!/mini-comic sized 5.25" x 8.50"/mature audiences
$5.00 each plus A BUCK SHIPPING

SPIDER TWINS BLUE

Featuring Shaved Pussy, Moose Knuckles, The Burning Sensation, The Red Boner, One-Eyed Snake, Double Penetrator, The Cock, Mr. Big Hard Balls, Chicken Choker, and Back Door Bandit!

32 pages/FULL COLOR!/mini-comic sized 5.25" x 8.50"/mature audiences
$5.00 each plus A BUCK SHIPPING

SPIDER TWINS LILAC

Featuring The Pearl Necklace Giver, Soaking Wet Pussy, Camel Toe, Golden Shower, The Cable Layer, Quick Hand Job, The Fister, The Tea Bagger, The Heavy Petter, and The Flaming Cowboy!

32 pages/FULL COLOR!/mini-comic sized 5.25" x 8.50"/mature audiences
$5.00 each plus A BUCK SHIPPING

Spider Twins "Creator's Commentary" CD

Gape with shock at more than ONE CONTINUOUS HOUR of Chris burbling and babbling about the creation of the Spider Twins Companion! This monotonous hour features his personal recollections of Marvel Universe comics, insights and trivia on the creation of these handsome men with tight underpants, references to professional wrestling, and more!

Only $5 plus a buck shipping!


 

 

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Once we receive your order, we'll securely pack and ship your merchandise within a couple of days. "Shipping and handling included" prices for U.S.A. orders only! (Please contact us in advance for out-of-country shipping rates) 7.25% sales tax will be added if you are a resident of the state of California. At the PayPal Web site, you'll have a chance to leave a note, where you may provide special instructions, such as requests for the books to be signed! Please don't hesitate to contact Chris ("CWISNIA" at "TABLOIA.COM") if you have any questions. Thanks for your order!

 

Tabloia Weekly Magazine: The comic you can count on to create controversy; exploit your fears, anxieties and desires; bolster false claims; take even the tiniest fragments of "truths" and further falsely accuse, sensationalize, propagandize. insinuate and misquote! Every issue is guaranteed to satisfy your pseudo-intellectual needs!

 

 

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