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Once we receive your order, we'll securely pack and ship your merchandise within a couple of days. "Shipping and handling included" prices for U.S.A. orders only! (Please contact us in advance for out-of-country shipping rates) 7.25% sales tax will be added if you are a resident of the state of California. At the PayPal Web site, you'll have a chance to leave a note, where you may provide special instructions, such as requests for the books to be signed! Please don't hesitate to contact Chris ("CWISNIA" at "TABLOIA.COM") if you have any questions. Thanks for your order!

 

 

 

WHA--???! BRAND NEW HOME-MADE MINI-COMICS!

Fans! Get the complete story! Pick up ALL SIX fantastic, home-made mini-comics!

Five bucks each! black-and-white! 5.5" x 8.5"! Home-made! Each contains 27 -32 pages of GIANT MONSTER excitement! copyright 2011!

MONSTROSIS #1 home-made mini-comic

IN THIS EXCITING ISSUE! Meet the humongous “POOTWAH, The Former Librarian Who Inexplicably Turned Into a GIANT MONSTER and Reigned Havoc on His Home Town of Philadelphia!” Hear, more than once, why Doris is bent on proving giant monsters exist! And learn why Army “G” Division Commander Luke Luggash suspects… A “Russian Giant Monster Conspiracy!” By CHRIS WISNIA, and featuring pin-ups of giant monsters by industry greats NICK CARDY, MIKE PLOOG, and GEORGE TUSKA!

MONSTROSIS #2 home-made mini-comic

IN THIS PIVOTAL ISSUE! Giant Monsters rage, creep, and stomp in France, England, Italy, Turkey, and Iraq! Doris Danger learns politican Felk’s “hatred secret”! Army “G” Division Commander Luke Luggash’s “dental secret”! AND! WHO is “the Man From Somewhere”? By CHRIS WISNIA, and featuring pin-ups of giant monsters by industry greats GEOFF DARROW, LOUIS DOMINGUEZ, MICHAEL GOLDEN, and DAVID MACK!

MONSTROSIS #3 home-made mini-comic

IN THIS NOT-TO-BE-MISSED ISSUE! A Giant Monster rages on the Great Wall of China! A sword fight rages on the Great Wall of China! A giant monster rages against an air force fleet (NOT on the Great Wall of China!)! And BONUS! FOUR “offices of Tabloia Weekly Magazine” Dialogue Sequences! By CHRIS WISNIA, with a giant monster sequence inked by MIKE ALLRED, and featuring pin-ups of giant monsters by industry greats ALEX MALEEV, RYAN SOOK, JILL THOMPSON, and THOMAS YEATES!

MONSTROSIS #4 home-made mini-comic

IN THIS INCREDIBLE ISSUE! The Monster Liberation Army! The world’s second through sixth greatest actors! Outer space! Prescription binoculars! Romance! And Dirk Doole unmaks to reveal … (WHAT??!) By CHRIS WISNIA, with a giant monster sequence inked by HERB TRIMPE, and featuring pin-ups of giant monsters in outer space by industry greats NEAL ADAMS, GUY DAVIS, AL FELDSTEIN, and JH WILLIAMS III!

MONSTROSIS #5 home-made mini-comic

IN THIS SENSES-SHATTERING ISSUE! AT LAST! Army “G” Division Commander Luke Luggash’s “Dental Secret”… Revealed! PLUS! Giant monsters! Russian Spies! Robots! A conversation on a telephone! Beeswax! And world’s greatest actor Dirk Doole’s performance of a lifetime! By CHRIS WISNIA, with a giant monster sequence inked by BILL SIENKIEWICZ, and featuring pin-ups of giant monsters in outer space by industry greats SIMON BISLEY, BRIAN BOLLAND, and SAM KIETH!

MONSTROSIS #6 home-made mini-comic

IN THIS FINAL, BREATH-TAKING ISSUE! At last it can be revealed! The FBI’s notorious “freckle-hiding scheme”! “The Man From Somewhere” … unmasked! World’s greatest actor, Dirk Doole … commits suicide??! The abduction of Doris Danger! And at least TWO MORE THINGS! By CHRIS WISNIA, and featuring “all out war” pin-ups of giant monsters by industry greats DICK AYERS, SAM GLANZMAN, and JOHN SEVERIN!

Monstrosis ALSO available DIGITAL... for iPods, iPads, Nooks, and "computers"! Only $.99 (ninety-nine cents) each! FIRST ISSUE IS FREE!

BUY IT FROM SLG!
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GORGEOUS! FULL COLOR DORIS DANGER MONSTER PRINTS!!!

FREE SHIPPING! They will be the center of attention when you throw social events at your house! Four shockingly frightening DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER PRINTS! Full color, 11"x17", signed! $10 each, or all four for $33!

KKK-K 11x17 print
Oi 11x17 print
Sphinx-Tor 11x17 print
Whee 11x17 print

Select EACH print you would like to buy!

Name of Print

All 5 Doris Danger Prints

 

 

 

 

GIANTS

Written and Illustrated by Dan Burke, Rock Baker, and Chris Wisnia!

This book contains an eight-page sneak peek of Doris Danger’s upcoming black and white book ... in FULL COLOR!

32 Pages / color / Magazine-Sized / $14.95
Release date: June 2011
Buy it at Indyplanet.com ...NOW!

 

 

Slam Bang #6 Vol. III the ROBOT issue (issue #46)

edited by Allen Freeman

Doris Danger's outer space "Muh Muh Muh" 5-page story republished, as well as a brand new 5-page robot story from the upcoming "MONSTROSIS"!

224 Pages / B&W / Digest-Sized 6"x9"” / $14.95
Release date: May 2011
ISBN-13: 146115264X / 9781461152644

Buy it at Createspace.com ...NOW!

DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURES!

By CHRIS WISNIA, featuring a cover by SHAG, inks by DICK AYERS, and pin-ups by ARTHUR ADAMS, MIKE ALLRED, GENE COLAN, PETER BAGGE, RAMONA FRADON, DAVE GIBBONS, RUSS HEATH, LOS BROS HERNANDEZ, MIKE MIGNOLA, TONY MILLIONAIRE, JOHN SEVERIN, and BILL SIENKIEWICZ!

Published by SLG!
96 Pages / B&W / Digest-Sized 5”x7.5” / Young Adult / $9.95
Release date: Novemer 2009
Diamond Previews code: SEP090572
ISBN-13: 9781593621803

$10 plus ONLY one buck shipping!

Buy it for your iPhone, iPad, or computer! ... at COMIXOLOGY.COM!

 

 

DORIS DANGER SEEKS...WHERE URBAN CREATURES CREEP AND STOMP!

#1 HUMONGOUS 9"x13" treasury-sized 64-page collection of realistic, somewhat non-stop suspense! Featuring covers by SHAG! Giant monster pin-ups by MIKE ALLRED, GUY DAVIS, JOHN SEVERIN, DICK AYERS, DAVE GIBBONS, PETER KUPER, HERB TRIMPE, PETER BAGGE, SAM GLANZMAN, MICHAEL LARK, JH WILLIAMS III, AL FELDSTEIN, RUSS HEATH, ESAD RIBIC, and MORE??????!. (Collects "In Outer Space" and "Greatest All-Out Army Battles!")

64 pages/B&W/9"x13" treasury-sized/All Ages
$12.00 plus TWO BUCKS SHIPPING!

Urban Creatures Creep and Stomp

 

 

DORIS DANGER IN OUTER SPACE

#1 pamplet-sized 16-page collection of scientific outer space action! Featuring giant monster outer space pin-ups by DAVE GIBBONS, AL FELDSTEIN, JH WILLIAMS III, and PETER BAGGE!!!

16 pages/B&W/9"x13" treasury-sized/All Ages
$2.50 plus ONE BUCK SHIPPING!

In Outer Space

 

 

DORIS DANGER GREATEST ALL-OUT ARMY BATTLES

#1 pamplet-sized 16-page collection of all-out army action! Featuring giant monster all-out war pin-ups by RUSS HEATH, DICK AYERS, SAM GLANZMAN, and JOHN SEVERIN!!

16 pages/B&W/9"x13" treasury-sized/All Ages
$2.50 plus ONE BUCK SHIPPING!

Greatest All-Out Army Battles

 

 

 

 


DORIS DANGER SEEKS...WHERE GIANT MONSTERS CREEP AND STOMP!

#1 HUMONGOUS 9"x13" treasury-sized 56-page collection, featuring all five shocking Kirby-style adventures from Tabloia, inked by Dick Ayers, as well as all fifteen giant monster pin-ups by the industry's biggest names: Mike Allred, Thomas Yeates, Gene Colan, Sam Kieth, Irwin Hasen, Bill Sienkiewicz, Gilbert Hernandez, Mario Hernandez, Jaime Hernandez, Ryan Sook, Steve Rude, John Severin, Mike Mignola, Ramona Fradon, and Tony Millionaire! Plus eleven brand new pages full of giant monster action and suspense, and more!

56 pages/B&W/Humongous Taboid-Sized 9"x13"!
$10.00 plus TWO BUCKS SHIPPING!

Doris Danger Seeks... Where Giant Monsters Creep and Stomp!

 

 

Wow! Doris Danger's first appearances!
TABLOIA WEEKLY MAGAZINE!

Tabloia #572 (Momentous First Issue!) Featuring the first appearance of DORIS DANGER, as she seeks ... Where Giant Monsters Creep and Stomp!" Also featuring giant monster pin-ups by Mike Allred, Thomas Yeates, and Gene Colan! Also featuring The Lump Part One! Also presenting the first appearances of Dick Hammer: Conservative Republican Private Investigator, and Dr. DeBunko: Debunker of the Supernatural!

Tabloia #573 (Stupendous Second Issue!) Featuring another Dick Ayers-inked Doris Danger adventure! Giant monster pin-ups by Sam Kieth, Irwin Hasen, and Bill Sienkiewicz! Controversial Private Investigator Lance DeLaney's First Appearance! And more Dick Hammer and Dr. DeBunko!

Tabloia #574 (Astounding Third Issue!) More of the same features you've grown to love! Another Dick Ayers-inked Doris Danger adventure! And giant monster pin-ups by Gilbert Hernandez, Mario Hernandez, and Jaime Hernandez!

Tabloia #575 (Shocking Fourth Issue!) Featuring the best Dick Ayers-inked Doris Danger adventure to date! Pin-ups by Ryan Sook, Steve Rude, and John Severin!First mention of the mysterious Spider-Twins! First appearance of cult favorite Moe Beckett!

Tabloia #576 (Extra-Special Fifth and Final Issue!) Giant-Sized Finale, featuring a Doris Danger adventure inked by Dick Ayers, and giant monster pin-ups by Mike Mignola, Ramona Fradon, and Tony Millionaire! Plus ... the (most likely) not-so-shocking ending! Also featuring Dick Hammer and Dr. DeBunko!

 

Books are 32 pages/B&W/Comic book-sized/mature readers for $4 plus ONE BUCK SHIPPING, except the final issue, which is a giant-sized 48 pages for $6 plus ONE BUCK SHIPPING!

Tabloia! (Be sure to select EACH issue you would like!)

Issue Number

Tabloia Giant-Sized Final Issue (#576)


Sorry, fans, but we're sold out of all the issues before and up through Tabloia #571! Please feel free to write in if you have any questions about these rare back-issues, or anything else!

 

 

 

 

T-SHIRTS

By popular demand! FREE SHIPPING! Men's shirts, durable 6.1-ounce heavyweight 100% cotton, are available in medium, large, or extra-large for $18. Women's "Hanes Her Way" shirts, 5.6-ounce jerseys, come in small, medium, or large for $18. The two available designs are shown below. The Dr. DeBunko shirt is white, and the Spluhh! shirt is black.

Whupps...DEPRESSING T-SHIRT UPDATE: Sorry, fans...SPLUHH t-shirts are no longer available! Write and let us know if you'd like to see them again!

 

 

More DORIS DANGER shirts are available at SLG's website!!!

 

 

DORIS DANGER MONSTER PRINTS

FREE SHIPPING! Delight and terrify your family with these realistic DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER PRINTS! Black-and-white, 11"x17", signed! $7 each, or all five for $27!

Doris Danger Prints

Carefully select EACH print you would like to buy!

Name of Print

All 5 Doris Danger Prints

 

 

 

 

POSTERS!

Wow! Promotional 22"x28" Doris Danger poster! Celebrating the release of "Doris Danger Seeks...Where Urban Creatures Creep and Stomp!" and featuring a ton of quotes of endorsement from Adam Hughes, Mike Mignola, Stan Lee, Jim Steranko, Tim Bradstreet, and a whole slew of others! FREE WITH PURCHASE ... but you've got to request it!

 

 

 

 

POSTERS!

Rare commemorative 11"x14" poster! At any rate, it's commemorative now! It originally celebrated the release of the monumental "Tabloia #572!" FREE WITH PURCHASE ... but you've got to request it!

 

 

ORDERING

Once we receive your order, we'll securely pack and ship your merchandise within a couple of days. "Shipping and handling included" prices for U.S.A. orders only! (Please contact us in advance for out-of-country shipping rates) 7.25% sales tax will be added if you are a resident of the state of California. At the PayPal Web site, you'll have a chance to leave a note, where you may provide special instructions, such as requests for the books to be signed! Please don't hesitate to contact Chris ("CWISNIA" at "TABLOIA.COM") if you have any questions. Thanks for your order!

 

Tabloia Weekly Magazine: The comic you can count on to create controversy; exploit your fears, anxieties and desires; bolster false claims; take even the tiniest fragments of "truths" and further falsely accuse, sensationalize, propagandize. insinuate and misquote! Every issue is guaranteed to satisfy your pseudo-intellectual needs!

 

 

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